I'll Just Leave This Here.

"Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies" (jordanwphillips) 10/04/2015 at 11:46 • Filed to: stance, h2oi

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Found on r/stance.

wiffleballtony > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 10/04/2015 at 11:50

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That’s unique.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 10/04/2015 at 11:50

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Nnnnnoooo....

not for canada - australian in disguise > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 10/04/2015 at 11:52

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I mean, it’s not boring anymore.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 10/04/2015 at 11:52

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Someone also stanced an Accent

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > wiffleballtony 10/04/2015 at 11:52

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It’s not like they ruined anything.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 10/04/2015 at 11:53

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At least they didn’t ruin something rare.

norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 10/04/2015 at 11:54

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but why?

FSI - alcohol enthusiast with a car problem > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 10/04/2015 at 11:56

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Haha I love it!

daender > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 10/04/2015 at 11:58

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djmt1 > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 10/04/2015 at 12:03

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Dammit, I admit it. I like it! Are you happy now?

georgechristensen > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 10/04/2015 at 12:09

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This is a case where the car in question is so shit that stance can be seen as a sort of improvement.

Firewrx234 > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 10/04/2015 at 12:15

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I am honestly impressed because I thought absolutely nothing could make it even slightly interesting to me. I was wrong. This was a waste of a vehicle before and now it gets attention. Very impressive...and I'm not a fan of stance.

Moves-Like-Senna > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 10/04/2015 at 12:15

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Is it wrong that I think it looks better?

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Moves-Like-Senna 10/04/2015 at 12:19

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No, it doesn’t take much.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Firewrx234 10/04/2015 at 12:20

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It’s one of those vehicles that should be stance, because other than commuting, it really accels at nothing more.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback 10/04/2015 at 12:21

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Because nothing of real value was lost/somebody already had it and wanted to make it their own.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 10/04/2015 at 12:22

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There is also this:

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 10/04/2015 at 12:23

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I’m alright with this.

Life and Times of Magoo: The People's Champ > georgechristensen 10/04/2015 at 12:27

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Thank you for giving the words I couldn’t find.

#aintevenmad

norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 10/04/2015 at 12:35

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Good points.

McMike > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 10/04/2015 at 12:41

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There was someone rolling around H2oi this weekend with a slammed Buick.

(via instagram)

V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 10/04/2015 at 12:41

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Tyte ?

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > McMike 10/04/2015 at 12:44

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I can’t bring myself to hate that.

McMike > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 10/04/2015 at 12:48

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I can’t bring myself to hate that.

Me neither. Slamming a car can make pretty much anything interesting.

I still thing crazy camber and stretched tires is silly, tho.

TheHondaBro > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 10/04/2015 at 12:51

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Nothing of value was lost.

DoubleClutchingAutomatic > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 10/04/2015 at 13:17

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I’d rather people stance cars like that than sports cars. Why ruin an awesome car when you can imprpve a boring car with no racing pedigree?

jkm7680 > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 10/04/2015 at 14:21

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I think I vomited irl.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > jkm7680 10/04/2015 at 14:34

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It’s better than stock.

jkm7680 > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 10/04/2015 at 14:37

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They both make me vomit, but in different ways.

C62030 > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 10/04/2015 at 15:46

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I’d like to fall off a cliff now.

wafflesnfalafel > wiffleballtony 10/05/2015 at 00:50

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honestly, if you have to stance something, it might as well be a jelly bean taurus

pip bip - choose Corrour > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 10/05/2015 at 03:22

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i approve.

wiffleballtony > wafflesnfalafel 10/05/2015 at 09:44

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I had one of those and I have to say the stance improves it. One thing I will say for that car is that it had the best cup holders. 2 44oz fountain drinks simultaneously no problems.

mwoodski > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 10/05/2015 at 21:51

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That’s a good friend of mines car.

Note the addition of the MK4 Jetta rear fender flare...the front bumper has also been cut in half and extended down because it didn’t line up with the side of the car.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > mwoodski 10/05/2015 at 21:54

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So did they just have the car already, and decide “Why not?”

mwoodski > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 10/05/2015 at 21:59

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Yeah, this is his first car that he’s own for like 8 years now, as a hand me down from his grandmother. On the rear window there’s a decal that says “Honk if a kid falls out.”

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > mwoodski 10/05/2015 at 22:18

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I figured this was a hand me down car lol. That’s pretty much the only explaination.

pjhusa > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 10/06/2015 at 18:07

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random Taurus is random.